Bowser 09

Jan. 22nd, 2010 06:55 pm
ihateplumbers: (Yeah so?)
[personal profile] ihateplumbers
Kamek showed up a couple of days ago, blathering on about something, I don't know what.

So I decided to come back, if he was going to be flying around the castle sticking his nose into things, to get away from him.

And anyway, the potion regrew all of my hair

General Guy, Kamek tells me he left you in charge of my children while he was gone? He should know better than to fob off his duties onto other minions I've given jobs to. But I trust they didn't do anything too terrible to you in the meantime?

Lemmy, Iggy, Wendy, were you... manageable for General Guy?

I didn't bring back any gifts this time, so don't even bother asking for one. You can have $100 each and buy your own present. And this offer's only good for my own kids, any other students try asking for a hundred bucks and they're liable to get punted down the hallway.

And since it seems that both the old English teacher, and now the Creative Writing teacher are gone, my next class will be on the delicate sensibilities of and courtly art of poetry. I used to teach the English classes at this dump, I can at least pick up the slack that the other faculty can't manage.

::The 'no gifts' line is a slight lie. There is one present. It is a bottle of calamine lotion. Made out of asbestos. Shaped like a bee. Delivered to Captain Stick-Up-His-Ass::

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Date: 2010-01-23 12:59 am (UTC)
raced_god: (Angry Falcon is angry.)
From: [personal profile] raced_god
[OH BOY

SOMETHING TO SET ON FIRE]

Date: 2010-01-23 01:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] geometricmagic.livejournal.com
[meanwhile, Kamek is enjoying having the castle to himself.]

Date: 2010-01-23 07:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kajidohsledge.livejournal.com
The school was much better without you.

And you? Teach English? Don't make me laugh.

Date: 2010-01-23 07:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icequeen-aran.livejournal.com
[Prepare for massive amounts of Ice Queen Aran glaring and scowling in the hallways. And faculty lounge. And basically anytime Bowser's presence is within a 50 foot radius of hers.]

Date: 2010-01-23 09:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thisisavolcano.livejournal.com
I didn't do anything bad! I mean it!

Date: 2010-01-23 10:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mister-nintendo.livejournal.com
Are-a you sure you should-a be teaching these subjects?

Date: 2010-01-28 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toyboxarmy.livejournal.com
Everything was fine, sir! Your children were very crazy well behaved, as usual!
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