Bowser 08 - Futuredated to like Christmas, sometime after The Kidnappening

[ihateplumbers]

I'm spending the next week nursing my wounds surveying my many and vast lands. Because I am a king.

So I won't be around for a week or so to keep you all company. I'm sure you'll all be very sad without me.


R.O.B. outside of your dorm is a box for you. It is wrapped in turtle-shell wrapping paper. Inside of it is... a coupon for a free oil change and tune up. From Iggy.



Lemmy: A ball that is big enough to walk on. When you throw it at a person, spikes come out!
Iggy: A mechanic's outfit with "Iggy" on the breast and a tool kit.
Wendy: A strand of pearls.
Kamek: A mop, just to see if he can ride on a mop. Then later when nobody sees and nobody is around, a bottle of brandy.
General Guy: A 20 lbs. bag of butterscotch candies.
Lash: A collection of fire flowers.
Samsam: Her credit card. Inside of a you-know-what.
King Boo: A can of delicious pretzels that is really those snakes-in-a-can that you play jokes on people with.
Mario: A box of red hair.
Luigi: A box with a Boo inside of it, waiting to jump out and scare the crap out of him.
Daisy: A t-shirt that reads "Alien Abductee."
Louie: A can of bug spray.
Watt: A lampshade.
Kooper: An empty jar of turtle wax.
Parakarry: A bunch of used stamps.

Comments

[raced_god]

AND STAY THERE.

[thewunderkind]

[OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG]

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

Oh here, I forgot your present.

::BOX FULL OF PIRANHA PLANTS'D::

[raced_god]

THEY ARE RETURNED TO YOUR DOORSTEP

ONLY NOW THEY ARE ON FIRE

[geometricmagic.livejournal.com]

A mop?

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

Your broom looked a little raggedy.

[geometricmagic.livejournal.com]

...so you want me to fly a mop.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

I thought it'd be fun to try something new.

[palmtreemowhawk.livejournal.com]

OH GOSH DAD IT'S SO RAD OH MAN I CAN'T WAIT TO USE IT ALL!!!!

DAD YOU'RE THE BEST DAD EVER OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN YOU'RE SO COOL!!!!

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

Yes, Iggy, I'm cool now just... calm down.

[king-of-bugs.livejournal.com]

*but he won't be able to eat them after he sprays them AWWWWW*

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

::THAT'S THE POINT::

[king-of-bugs.livejournal.com]

*:'(*

[mailcalltime.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I'll be sure to use them when mailing your gift.

[green-thundah.livejournal.com]

Th-That was mean, Bowser!

And now, a show for your pleasure: 1/6

[king-of-the-boo.livejournal.com]

What the.. Pretzels..?

I don't.. Like pretzels...

Actually... That's kind of.. suspicious...

*goes to Luigi's dorm and knocks on the door*

2/6

[green-thundah.livejournal.com]

*Luigi hears a knock on his dorm room door, and walks over to answer the door*

Hello-

K-King Boo! U-Um, why, what, what do you want...?

3/6

[king-of-the-boo.livejournal.com]

Hey there, Luigi..

Merry Christmas.

*King Boo thrusts the can of pretzels out at Luigi*

4/6

[green-thundah.livejournal.com]

*Luigi accepts the can*

O-Oh, thanks! I'll make sure to give you your present soon!

*He opens the can*

5/6

[green-thundah.livejournal.com]

A-Agh! I'm being attacked!

*Luigi runs down the hall, screaming*

6/6, Fin

[king-of-the-boo.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahaha!!!

Ha...

Oh yeah.. That was great..

*Then King Boo walks away whistling "Jingle Bells"*

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

KEEP

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

YOUR

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

GOD

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

DAMNED

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

FABERGÉ

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

EGGS

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

Open the thing, you probably want what's inside.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

I think it was funny, Greenstache.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

I could have drawn you another picture instead.

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

I SAW WHAT WAS INSIDE, THAT WAS MINE.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

Yeah well, at least you got it back before Wendy really went to town with it.

Anyway you were helping my children have a wonderful Christmas, you love helping children and Christmas.

[thisisavolcano.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOU DADDY!!!

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

I hate you forever.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

Tone down the affection, Lemmy.

You're a koopa, not a... guy that is really affectionate.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

Kiss, kiss.

See you in a week.

[mister-nintendo.livejournal.com]

...So you really-a did it huh?

[FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF--]

[mailcalltime.livejournal.com]

No thanks. Your last masterpiece was too much for me.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I did.

You'd better keep up your end of the bargain, plumber.