Bowser 07

[ihateplumbers]

I woke up this morning back to normal. Whoever decided to do that, I will find you. And you will know my wrath. It will involve fire. A lot of fire.

Even though it was the most refreshing week I've had in years.

How lucky you all were to experience me as a child, precious few still living have known that joy.

Isn't that right, Yoshi? Hahaha

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[king-of-the-boo.livejournal.com]

...

And so the fun ends..

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

Are you saying you preferred child me?

[king-of-the-boo.livejournal.com]

Sure. You were a great artist.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

I had a thing for crayons at that age.

It was fun drawing your lame face on your door, I must admit. Like drawing a ball of sad.

[king-of-the-boo.livejournal.com]

And drawing you is just like drawing a cow!

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

I am a much better artist than you, you old gasbag.

[king-of-the-boo.livejournal.com]

Look who's talking, wrinkly.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

Shove a sock in it, you wet marshmallow.

[king-of-the-boo.livejournal.com]

Oh go kidnap a princess you over sized turtle.

[mailcalltime.livejournal.com]

Yes, you were quite the precocious child.

And it was an absolute joy washing out crayon from a leather mailbag as well.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

Any time, Parakenney.

We could make it a weekly thing.

[mailcalltime.livejournal.com]

No thank you.

I don't think I would be able to handle seeing your great artistic talent so often. My belongings even less so.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

Your loss.

[geometricmagic.livejournal.com]

No one had to babysit you, sir. They will never know the full extent of the physical and psychological effects it'll have on a person.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

You keep that up and I'll send you back home to babysit everyone else.

[brattykoopa.livejournal.com]

You were so cute, Daddykins.

But Kamek was even more of an insufferable brat than usual! Did you ever find out who did that to you?

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

No, we never figured it out.

And I wasn't cute, I was fierce and strikingly handsome. Like I always am.

[mister-nintendo.livejournal.com]

It'sa great to see you back... [Not really]

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

And it'sa great to see your happy, shining face.

Enjoy your special present, Mario?

[mister-nintendo.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it wassa so funny! You always-a have the best gifts, Bowser!

[solarock.livejournal.com]

It must be nice to have been able to experience your youth for a time.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

You're the one who got stuck in the desk in psychology, right?

Yeah, it was alright. It didn't last forever, so I put it up with it.

[solarock.livejournal.com]

Was I? I wouldn't define it as getting stuck, for it was easy to work my head out of it. I only regret damaging it.

Good. I would bet many people would like to go back to their childhood, from what I understand.

[watermelon-yum.livejournal.com]

Yoshi has nothing to say to you.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

What's that you say? You want me to try it as an adult?

[watermelon-yum.livejournal.com]

No Yoshi does not!

[nobodysrookie.livejournal.com]

Pity I didn't catch ya runnin' around as a squirt. That woulda been a pile of laughs, see?

[thewunderkind]

It was...interesting?