Bowser 06

[ihateplumbers]

I WILL FIND YOU.

AND I WILL BURN YOU.

I CAN STILL BREATH FIRE.

I LEARNED THAT WHEN I WAS LIKE FIVE.

ALSO NOTE:

GREEN DONKEY, YOU KNOW WHAT'S COMING.

ALSO ALSO NOTE:

PLUMBERS SUCK.

ALSO ALSO ALSO NOTE:

KAMEK I WANT A COOKIE.

Comments

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

No.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

I'll scream, Samsam.

I'll do it.

You'll hear it. Everyone will hear it.

I'll scream.

Get me a cookie.

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

No.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

:: A sound comes wafting to your ears. You have no idea where it is from. You simply know that it is an unearthly wail, the likes of which you have never before heard in your life. It is like something out of a nightmare; it is the sound you would imagine a banshee would make, if you had an exceptionally vivid imagination and an expertise with terrible sounds.

It sets absolutely every koopa troop member on edge, the older ones remember this sound, mostly the magikoopas. And the younger ones had heard similar ones from the koopalings. But nothing, no nothing, compares to this.

Bowser had opened his mouth and sang the song that ends the earth and from out of it poured despair and pain. ::

::Perhaps a cookie is in order::

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

[And so it was said, it was simply the most awful, horrible, annoying sound she had ever heard in her life, and Samus Aran had heard many horrible, awful sounds in her day, no imagination required. Mostly of the planetary exploding nature or the sound one makes after vomiting raw phazon. Her first and immediate reaction was to cover her ears with her hands, but this proved quite fruitless, the sound was simply too piercing. He wasn't kidding. What a brat!

Unfortunately Samus has a thing about disobeying orders, even more so if temper tantrum screaming and wailing is involved when the opposing party does not get their way, especially over a cookie. She was not some slave.

Samus, after deciding nothing but her own spaceship could drown out such a remarkable sound, begrudgingly made tracks for the vessel leaving everyone else on campus to suffer for mysterious, screamy reasons. Samus decides if he doesn't run out of breath in about 10 minutes she might go remedy the situation via other means. Other means that probably involve cookies.

And ducktape.]