Bowser 06

[ihateplumbers]

I WILL FIND YOU.

AND I WILL BURN YOU.

I CAN STILL BREATH FIRE.

I LEARNED THAT WHEN I WAS LIKE FIVE.

ALSO NOTE:

GREEN DONKEY, YOU KNOW WHAT'S COMING.

ALSO ALSO NOTE:

PLUMBERS SUCK.

ALSO ALSO ALSO NOTE:

KAMEK I WANT A COOKIE.

Comments

[raced_god]

Haha, oh wow.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

THAT'S RIGHT, LAUGH IT UP.

REMEMBER THAT TIME I SAID I WAS A HOLY NIGHTMARE AS A KID?

WELCOME TO MY CHILDHOOD, PART TWO.

[raced_god]

I'll keep a fire extinguisher on standby.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

You're gonna need more than one.

[raced_god]

I think just one will do the trick. They're pretty heavy, you know. Could probably put someone out for a good while if I swung it hard enough.

[geometricmagic.livejournal.com]

are you threatenign him!?

[raced_god]

Nnooooo.

Just...reminding.

[geometricmagic.livejournal.com]

don't try anything funny

i can still hurt you bad

[raced_god]

I won't if he won't.

But if he does, I've got it on standby.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

I'd like to see you try, firebutt. I've still got an army of goombas and magikoopas and whatever.

I'm the baddest king who ever lived.

[raced_god]

I'm sure you are.