Bowser 06

[ihateplumbers]

I WILL FIND YOU.

AND I WILL BURN YOU.

I CAN STILL BREATH FIRE.

I LEARNED THAT WHEN I WAS LIKE FIVE.

ALSO NOTE:

GREEN DONKEY, YOU KNOW WHAT'S COMING.

ALSO ALSO NOTE:

PLUMBERS SUCK.

ALSO ALSO ALSO NOTE:

KAMEK I WANT A COOKIE.

Comments

[mailcalltime.livejournal.com]

Aw, does someone need a nap?

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

NO, SHUT UP YOU WINGED FAILURE.

JUST GO HOME AND CRY TO YOUR MOMMY WHY DON'T YOU?

[mailcalltime.livejournal.com]

I was going to ask if you needed any assistance but I only help polite children.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

Yeah well, if you were are smart parakoopa you woulda joined my army which you DIDN'T so I guess that just means that you're DUMB.

[mailcalltime.livejournal.com]

Forgive me but I enjoy my freedom.

In all seriousness, are you sure you don't need any kind of help? Food, blankets, anything?

i <3 u mchi

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

I'd conscript you but you're too lame anyway.

I have a million people to help me, all of them less of a lamewad than you, lamer. I don't need your crummy help.

Here, watch, look at how awesome I am.

::Five minutes later a goomba shows up at Parakarry's delivery service with a letter addressed to Parakarry.::

Inside is this:

i <3 u too Chris

[mailcalltime.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the lovely drawing. I'll be sure to put this on my fridge.