Bowser 05

[ihateplumbers]

WHY DOES MY TONGUE GLOW IN THE DARK?

WHEN I FIND OUT WHO DID THIS AND THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY I WILL SHOVE SPINY EGGS INTO HIS OVERALLS.

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[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

Yeah, great.

Get a closeup look sometime. I dare you.

[raced_god]

Maybe you're made of phosphorous.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

IT WAS YOUR BROTHER, WASN'T IT?

HE POISONED THAT SANDWICH OF HIS I ATE, KNOWING I'D EAT IT.

... though calling Luigi crafty is way more credit than he deserves.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

::Don't talk to Bowser when it's dark out then, because he'll see that your mouth is aglow, too. And he'll be upset.::

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

::Great, you're a real good help here, thanks so much::

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

You never know! I knew of this god who like to keep secrets. All kinds of secrets. It frustrated his wife so she found someone to curse him so that his tongue had to tell the truth even if he didn't want to. Of course, the curse was reversed eventually once she figured he learned his lesson. So if it's a curse, maybe you should figure out who would do such a thing to you. They might be the one who can help you~

[mailcalltime.livejournal.com]

*sorry, he's too busy snickering offscreen to read this*

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

I breathe fire I don't glow. If this was supposed to happen to me I'd know about it by now.

Or Kamek would know about it at least.

Anyway if I was made of that stuff my tongue would have burned away the last time I breathed fire. Good job at being good at science.

Maybe you're made of phosphorous.

[raced_god]

You glow now. Maybe it was latent.

Nope, it's my sheer manliness, the gunship said so.

[geometricmagic.livejournal.com]

Sir, knowing you, that couldn't have been the only strange thing you've eaten. Besides, that's giving Luigi too much credit.

...you didn't have Louie's cooking, did you?

[geometricmagic.livejournal.com]

No part of you has glowed in your lifetime, sir. Except that time you drank one of my potions and you ran around the castle glowing like the north star for a week. At least finding you was never a problem

I'm certain it's not normal.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

Kamek knew my father, if this was a family trait he'd know about it. I'm under the impression he knew my grandfather as well.

And if I start glowing because it's latent in me I'd start worrying about what's latent in you, because the last time I checked, it's not uncommon for Royal Koopas to breath fire, among other things; humans don't usually do the same.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Kamek.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

I also had some potato salad from Louie's class.

I had nothing else not made by one of my underlings.

So either it's the potato salad or somebody in the kitchens on my airship needs a visit to the lava pits.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

You're not helping.

[raced_god]

It could be recessive. You never know.

It's a hormone imbalance *sob* Well I must be really special, then.

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

Don't call me Samsam I hate Samsam Samsam is a horrible pet name I'm going to punch you in the face

So you'd let me chop off your tongue, am I reading that correctly?

[raced_god]

I already figured it out. He's made of phosphorus.

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

Oh. That explains everything.

You two must be related.

[raced_god]

That would just be silly.

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

About as silly as flaming extremities and glowing tongues and cake fighters can be.

[geometricmagic.livejournal.com]

I'll have that food checked out for you, sir, then come up with a solution to fix the problem. I hope isn't permanent.

If phosphorus were behind it, you would have gone in flames by now.

...this would without a doubt explain the guy with sunglasses.

[raced_god]

I have subjected myself to rigorous medical testing.

It's not phosphorus.

[solarock.livejournal.com]

I've never seen it happen before. You should find out if it has happened to anyone else here.

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]