Bowser 05

[ihateplumbers]

WHY DOES MY TONGUE GLOW IN THE DARK?

WHEN I FIND OUT WHO DID THIS AND THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY I WILL SHOVE SPINY EGGS INTO HIS OVERALLS.

Comments

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

You don't pick up on sarcasm well, do you?

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

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THIS IS THE INTERNET WHAT IS SARCASM 8|

How was I supposed to know?

IF ONLY TO GIVE LOOWEE AN EXAMPLE, O OLY U BRAVE SOUL U

[leadthemalong.livejournal.com]

I try my hardest to refrain expressing my opinions, and to keep separated from the network. I really do.

Practical jokes aside, I don't believe it's fair or logical to act out in empty threats. Who ever may have been behind the gag should know it was childish and inappropriate.

However, no amount of action or 'reasons' will justify threats of violence and irrational outbursts.

To put it bluntly... We're teachers at this school, and threatening students is a absolutely intolerable. Let us take this opportunity to impress others with a response of maturity.

[geometricmagic.livejournal.com]

You had it removed at birth, didn't you?

[raced_god]

No. I'm not a turtle. I'm not going to join your turtle army.

Yeah this was a totally good idea, Ollie.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

So, let's see here. You don't usually comment about your opinions and feeings on things but now you're making a special case. For me. So that you can peer down from your moral high-ground and give me your pearly drops of widsom from on high. Oh, how lovely! How wonderful! I'm caught up in rapture and translated by awe.

You, yes you, have decided that it's okay for you to step down from your place among the Betters and stoop down among Those Less Than You so you can tell me that I should be more like you!

I shall cherish this moment forever. You have left me a changed Dragon-Turtle. I will now, by your good example, live a better life dedicated to the improvement of my soul and the lives of those around me. Exactly as you lead your own life.

Because you are so much better than me you feel you can inform me of how much better than me you are. Oh thank you, my moral superior, thank you.

It was all for a response like that, ILU

[leadthemalong.livejournal.com]

Putting words in peoples' mouths is the least helpful response to any situation. Please lose the sarcasm, and perhaps try to respond with an ounce of the sincerity I'm showing you.

Private

I'm getting very tired of watching how you treat others, including Louie. Knowing Smash Academy, there's nothing I can threaten you with. I merely ask you to consider showing more tact as an adult and as a teacher. This is a problem that's spread like wildfire in this school.

[bowser-junior.livejournal.com]

P-Papa... ?! What's going on? You're not sick or anything, are ya?

Hoo boy - when I find out who the sorry sap was that did this to you I'm gonna pound them right into the friggin' GROUND. 'Cause nobody disrespects my dad and gets away with it! NOBODY!

~Bower is an ass just so you know~

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

UNprivate

I don't care what you think of me. And I don't have to. You can take your holier-than-thou moralizing to somebody who does.

Why don't you try that little purple flower girl you're in charge of. Oh wait, she left.

Or that white one. Oops, she's gone, too.

Or that yellow one. Oh.

Don't worry, I'm sure you didn't drive them all away with your overbearing need to solve everyone else's problems for them.

NO CHRIS, I'LL OBVIOUSLY TAKE THIS OOC TOO

[leadthemalong.livejournal.com]

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[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

I don't think I'm sick, Junior. But my tongue is glowing.

Kamek is finding out how it happened. When he figures it out, we'll deal with it. Personally.

Re: NO CHRIS, I'LL OBVIOUSLY TAKE THIS OOC TOO

[leadthemalong.livejournal.com]

That's... entirely unrelated to what I was talking about. I don't appreciate your attempts to derail my suggestions.

They left for their own reasons, and have been happy at home. Sure, I would love to see them try to reach out again... It's nothing I caused, nor is it something I can fix.

If what I'm saying is so preachy, then why don't you try to calm yourself and rethink this over.

All I have with me is common sense.

[mister-nintendo.livejournal.com]

[Mario is just going to laugh]

Luigi did this? He-a got you pretty good.

[thewunderkind]

[Okay fine geeze]

Did you have any idea how it might have happened?

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

Kamek thinks it's something I ate.

Re: NO CHRIS, I'LL OBVIOUSLY TAKE THIS OOC TOO

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

No, I don't think I care to rethink it over, but thanks for the suggestions, Great-Aunt Olimar. I'll file them away and take them out whenever I want to listen to someone butting into other people's business.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

Not yet, you're not. But when The Change finally happens, you'll be happy to join us. And we'll gladly take you.


If you're very lucky I'll let you be my second when I do go-kart races sometimes.