Putting words in peoples' mouths is the least helpful response to any situation. Please lose the sarcasm, and perhaps try to respond with an ounce of the sincerity I'm showing you.

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I'm getting very tired of watching how you treat others, including Louie. Knowing Smash Academy, there's nothing I can threaten you with. I merely ask you to consider showing more tact as an adult and as a teacher. This is a problem that's spread like wildfire in this school.