ihateplumbers: (Oh Fux)
ihateplumbers ([personal profile] ihateplumbers) wrote2009-09-10 12:56 pm
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Bowser 05

WHY DOES MY TONGUE GLOW IN THE DARK?

WHEN I FIND OUT WHO DID THIS AND THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY I WILL SHOVE SPINY EGGS INTO HIS OVERALLS.
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raced_god: (YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU)

[personal profile] raced_god 2009-09-11 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
I have subjected myself to rigorous medical testing.

It's not phosphorus.
Edited 2009-09-11 01:18 (UTC)

[identity profile] geometricmagic.livejournal.com 2009-09-11 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
It's lupus Perhaps they should cut you up and re-inspect your organs because I'm pretty sure people aren't supposed to spontaneously combust.

I'm still convinced your skin has traces of phosphorus.
raced_god: (Douche grin aw yeah)

[personal profile] raced_god 2009-09-11 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Like I said I have a freak hormone imbalance, I guess I'm just special.

And it doesn't. Because then I would glow in the dark. Which I don't.

[identity profile] geometricmagic.livejournal.com 2009-09-11 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Or maybe fate just hates you.

[identity profile] icequeen-aran.livejournal.com 2009-09-11 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
I think you're jealous old man.

[identity profile] geometricmagic.livejournal.com 2009-09-11 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not that old sadfasda

If I wanted to burst into flames, I'd visit Bowser's children.
raced_god: (:D)

[personal profile] raced_god 2009-09-11 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
At one point, yes. I thought that. But now I find it's very useful.
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