http://monotreme-101.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] monotreme-101.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] ihateplumbers 2011-04-12 02:18 pm (UTC)

DEAR BOWSER

ALL YOUR PREVIOUS LOVERS SURELY WEREN'T MEN AMONG MEN SUCH AS MYSELF AND THEREFORE I THINK I SHALL BE FINE. BY ECHIDNA MALE STANDARDS, I HAVE QUITE THE SET OF CHILDBEARING HIPS.

YOURS
PRICKLY PEAR.

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