Bowser - 20 Exposition Round II - Yes, Those are Ninja Koopas.They Are Canon. Someone App Them Now.

[ihateplumbers]

I have your parents.

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[Text]

[mailcalltime.livejournal.com]

*An hour later Bowser receives an online message*

Mom! Dad! Why do you look so pixelated?
What are your demands?

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[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

Because your parents are old and all old things look pixilated. It's like how before 1940 the entire world was in black and white, and then things only became very slowly colored.

Show up for morning drills, Sergeant.

Do what I tell you to do.

[Text]

[mailcalltime.livejournal.com]

You really are terrible. What happens if I refuse?

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[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

I've always wanted a paratroopa-feather-down pillow.

How many times do you think I'd have to have their wings plucked to get enough feathers to do that? Five? Six?

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[mailcalltime.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't dare!

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[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

Try me.

And if you breath a word of this to Mario or his brother, I'll do it personally.

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[mailcalltime.livejournal.com]

*Damn it! Damn it! DAMN IT!*

I understand.