ihateplumbers: (Family Fun)
ihateplumbers ([personal profile] ihateplumbers) wrote2010-09-20 11:58 pm

Bowser 15

After watching all of you fall over yourselves in trying to not die got boring, I decided to go back home for awhile and spend the weekend with Junior.

We had a wonderful time shoving around the servants and eating things that weren't fake poisoned. We messed around with some of his older siblings, too. Morton ended up locked in the dungeons for a few hours. But it's Morton, like that's a surprise.

Hey, Greenstache, just want you to know my son could beat up your son.

Oh wait, you've never even touched a woman before, have you? My mistake, so sorry.

ATTENTION CLASS: We're going to go on a field trip. A week from Tuesday, 7pm. I don't care what else you're doing, you're going. If you don't show up, you fail. Girls in ballgowns, boys in tuxes. If you show up in jeans, you fail. If you show up in a sundress, you fail. If you're too poor to afford a tux or a ballgown, you fail. We're going to experience some culture.

[Private Level 4 to Kamek]
I need you to send some men to take over an opera house a week from Tuesday.

[private]

[identity profile] geometricmagic.livejournal.com 2010-09-21 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
Just an opera house?

Consider it done by tomorrow.

[Does this even exsist?]

[identity profile] rockinthrutime.livejournal.com 2010-09-21 10:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah just don't try to attack the one that got turned into a cafe place, there might be an angry Arceus after you.

Re: [Does this even exsist?]

[identity profile] ihateplumbers.livejournal.com 2010-09-22 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
We're taking over a real opera house, not your lame renovated drunken-detective one.

Re: [private]

[identity profile] ihateplumbers.livejournal.com 2010-09-22 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
There's an opera I need to alter the end of.

And also steal all their money while we're at it.

Re: [private]

[identity profile] geometricmagic.livejournal.com 2010-09-22 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
[and woosh there he went for the most glorious take-over ever. It was full of action and drama and taking over of things.

And it will never be written out ever.]

[identity profile] gohomeandcrybby.livejournal.com 2010-09-21 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Tuxes and Ballgowns? Field trip on culture?

Those lucky Young-uns!

[identity profile] ihateplumbers.livejournal.com 2010-09-22 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, such lucky children. They'll come away enriched in ways impossible to describe.

[identity profile] crescentpanels.livejournal.com 2010-09-21 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh goodness, that sounds like a glorious field trip~ I will be sure to bring the perfect ballgown for the occasion. Surely I can ask my mother for the money for one. Thank you for allowing us on such a trip, sir.

[identity profile] ihateplumbers.livejournal.com 2010-09-22 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Finally, a grateful student who recognizes my wisdom and handsomeness.

[identity profile] solarock.livejournal.com 2010-09-23 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Which should I wear?

[identity profile] ihateplumbers.livejournal.com 2010-09-23 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
What do you mean what should you wear, I told you what to wear.

[identity profile] solarock.livejournal.com 2010-09-25 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
You said, "Girls in ballgowns, boys in tuxes."

I am neither.

[identity profile] psirockinn.livejournal.com 2010-09-23 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
[You get a hmph! Ness knows enough about you Mr. Koopa King.]

[identity profile] ihateplumbers.livejournal.com 2010-09-23 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
::And without even knowing you, I already know you're a douchebag, so there we are::

[identity profile] psirockinn.livejournal.com 2010-09-23 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Kinda glad I'm not in that class.