Bowser 08 - Futuredated to like Christmas, sometime after The Kidnappening

[ihateplumbers]

I'm spending the next week nursing my wounds surveying my many and vast lands. Because I am a king.

So I won't be around for a week or so to keep you all company. I'm sure you'll all be very sad without me.


R.O.B. outside of your dorm is a box for you. It is wrapped in turtle-shell wrapping paper. Inside of it is... a coupon for a free oil change and tune up. From Iggy.



Lemmy: A ball that is big enough to walk on. When you throw it at a person, spikes come out!
Iggy: A mechanic's outfit with "Iggy" on the breast and a tool kit.
Wendy: A strand of pearls.
Kamek: A mop, just to see if he can ride on a mop. Then later when nobody sees and nobody is around, a bottle of brandy.
General Guy: A 20 lbs. bag of butterscotch candies.
Lash: A collection of fire flowers.
Samsam: Her credit card. Inside of a you-know-what.
King Boo: A can of delicious pretzels that is really those snakes-in-a-can that you play jokes on people with.
Mario: A box of red hair.
Luigi: A box with a Boo inside of it, waiting to jump out and scare the crap out of him.
Daisy: A t-shirt that reads "Alien Abductee."
Louie: A can of bug spray.
Watt: A lampshade.
Kooper: An empty jar of turtle wax.
Parakarry: A bunch of used stamps.

Comments

[raced_god]

AND STAY THERE.

[thewunderkind]

[OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG]

[geometricmagic.livejournal.com]

A mop?

[palmtreemowhawk.livejournal.com]

OH GOSH DAD IT'S SO RAD OH MAN I CAN'T WAIT TO USE IT ALL!!!!

DAD YOU'RE THE BEST DAD EVER OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN YOU'RE SO COOL!!!!

[king-of-bugs.livejournal.com]

*but he won't be able to eat them after he sprays them AWWWWW*

[mailcalltime.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I'll be sure to use them when mailing your gift.

[green-thundah.livejournal.com]

Th-That was mean, Bowser!

And now, a show for your pleasure: 1/6

[king-of-the-boo.livejournal.com]

What the.. Pretzels..?

I don't.. Like pretzels...

Actually... That's kind of.. suspicious...

*goes to Luigi's dorm and knocks on the door*

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

KEEP

[thisisavolcano.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOU DADDY!!!

[mister-nintendo.livejournal.com]

...So you really-a did it huh?

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