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ihateplumbersI'm spending the next week nursing my wounds surveying my many and vast lands. Because I am a king.
So I won't be around for a week or so to keep you all company. I'm sure you'll all be very sad without me.
R.O.B. outside of your dorm is a box for you. It is wrapped in turtle-shell wrapping paper. Inside of it is... a coupon for a free oil change and tune up. From Iggy.
Lemmy: A ball that is big enough to walk on. When you throw it at a person, spikes come out!
Iggy: A mechanic's outfit with "Iggy" on the breast and a tool kit.
Wendy: A strand of pearls.
Kamek: A mop, just to see if he can ride on a mop. Then later when nobody sees and nobody is around, a bottle of brandy.
General Guy: A 20 lbs. bag of butterscotch candies.
Lash: A collection of fire flowers.
Samsam: Her credit card. Inside of a you-know-what.
King Boo: A can of delicious pretzels that is really those snakes-in-a-can that you play jokes on people with.
Mario: A box of red hair.
Luigi: A box with a Boo inside of it, waiting to jump out and scare the crap out of him.
Daisy: A t-shirt that reads "Alien Abductee."
Louie: A can of bug spray.
Watt: A lampshade.
Kooper: An empty jar of turtle wax.
Parakarry: A bunch of used stamps.
So I won't be around for a week or so to keep you all company. I'm sure you'll all be very sad without me.
R.O.B. outside of your dorm is a box for you. It is wrapped in turtle-shell wrapping paper. Inside of it is... a coupon for a free oil change and tune up. From Iggy.
Lemmy: A ball that is big enough to walk on. When you throw it at a person, spikes come out!
Iggy: A mechanic's outfit with "Iggy" on the breast and a tool kit.
Wendy: A strand of pearls.
Kamek: A mop, just to see if he can ride on a mop. Then later when nobody sees and nobody is around, a bottle of brandy.
General Guy: A 20 lbs. bag of butterscotch candies.
Lash: A collection of fire flowers.
Samsam: Her credit card. Inside of a you-know-what.
King Boo: A can of delicious pretzels that is really those snakes-in-a-can that you play jokes on people with.
Mario: A box of red hair.
Luigi: A box with a Boo inside of it, waiting to jump out and scare the crap out of him.
Daisy: A t-shirt that reads "Alien Abductee."
Louie: A can of bug spray.
Watt: A lampshade.
Kooper: An empty jar of turtle wax.
Parakarry: A bunch of used stamps.
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And now, a show for your pleasure: 1/6
Date: 2009-12-20 08:44 pm (UTC)I don't.. Like pretzels...
Actually... That's kind of.. suspicious...
*goes to Luigi's dorm and knocks on the door*
2/6
Date: 2009-12-20 08:47 pm (UTC)Hello-
K-King Boo! U-Um, why, what, what do you want...?
3/6
Date: 2009-12-20 08:49 pm (UTC)Merry Christmas.
*King Boo thrusts the can of pretzels out at Luigi*
4/6
Date: 2009-12-20 08:50 pm (UTC)O-Oh, thanks! I'll make sure to give you your present soon!
*He opens the can*
5/6
Date: 2009-12-20 08:51 pm (UTC)*Luigi runs down the hall, screaming*
6/6, Fin
Date: 2009-12-20 08:54 pm (UTC)Ha...
Oh yeah.. That was great..
*Then King Boo walks away whistling "Jingle Bells"*