Bowser 05

[ihateplumbers]

WHY DOES MY TONGUE GLOW IN THE DARK?

WHEN I FIND OUT WHO DID THIS AND THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY I WILL SHOVE SPINY EGGS INTO HIS OVERALLS.

Comments

[king-of-bugs.livejournal.com]

*Louie just. does not say anything because 1. he doesn't want Apple Kid hurt, and 2. he doesn't want to be hurt either.

aaaaaa.*

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

::Don't talk to Bowser when it's dark out then, because he'll see that your mouth is aglow, too. And he'll be upset.::

[thewunderkind]

[Lash is just going to laugh at this, sir.]

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

::Great, you're a real good help here, thanks so much::

[mister-nintendo.livejournal.com]

Aw, come on-a, Bowser, it can'ta be that bad right?

It could turn into a new trend.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

MARIO WAS THIS YOU? YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A GOODY TWO-SHOES TO LIE ABOUT IT IF IT WAS.

[solarock.livejournal.com]

That doesn't sound like a natural occurrence.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

IT ISN'T.

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

I don't know maybe we could chop it off and find out why.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

I don't think, Samsam, that's the sort of tongue inspection I'd let you get away with.

[nobodysrookie.livejournal.com]

Ooh, can I see?

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

NO.

[geometricmagic.livejournal.com]

Your tongue is doing what?

Lord Bowser, what did you eat?

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

IT'S GLOWING, KAMEK. FIX IT. NOW.

I ate nothing strange.

EXCEPT FOR LUIGI'S SANDWICH. IT WAS LUIGI.

[givemeyouranswerdo]

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

[ohjeffums.livejournal.com]

May I suggest something you ate, perhaps?

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

LUIGI'S SANDWICH, HATBOY.

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

Maybe you're cursed.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

Golly, maybe!

I KNOW WHAT A CURSE IS LIKE THIS IS NOT A CURSE.

I think.

[raced_god]

Brilliant.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

More of a sparkling glow, Helmethair.

[mailcalltime.livejournal.com]

Karmic retribution, perhaps...or maybe it was something you ate?

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

Don't you have a letter to deliver to some uncaring parents or something, postboy?

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

*hfgdsgjhkdhfg ahahahahaha*

Nightlight for yer mouth? Must get dark in there.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

Yeah, great.

Get a closeup look sometime. I dare you.

[peach-parasol.livejournal.com]

Glows in the dark-?
Are you alright?

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

Aside from the glowing tongue I'm fine.

Thank you for asking, Princess.

IF ONLY TO GIVE LOOWEE AN EXAMPLE, O OLY U BRAVE SOUL U

[leadthemalong.livejournal.com]

I try my hardest to refrain expressing my opinions, and to keep separated from the network. I really do.

Practical jokes aside, I don't believe it's fair or logical to act out in empty threats. Who ever may have been behind the gag should know it was childish and inappropriate.

However, no amount of action or 'reasons' will justify threats of violence and irrational outbursts.

To put it bluntly... We're teachers at this school, and threatening students is a absolutely intolerable. Let us take this opportunity to impress others with a response of maturity.

Yeah this was a totally good idea, Ollie.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

So, let's see here. You don't usually comment about your opinions and feeings on things but now you're making a special case. For me. So that you can peer down from your moral high-ground and give me your pearly drops of widsom from on high. Oh, how lovely! How wonderful! I'm caught up in rapture and translated by awe.

You, yes you, have decided that it's okay for you to step down from your place among the Betters and stoop down among Those Less Than You so you can tell me that I should be more like you!

I shall cherish this moment forever. You have left me a changed Dragon-Turtle. I will now, by your good example, live a better life dedicated to the improvement of my soul and the lives of those around me. Exactly as you lead your own life.

Because you are so much better than me you feel you can inform me of how much better than me you are. Oh thank you, my moral superior, thank you.

[bowser-junior.livejournal.com]

P-Papa... ?! What's going on? You're not sick or anything, are ya?

Hoo boy - when I find out who the sorry sap was that did this to you I'm gonna pound them right into the friggin' GROUND. 'Cause nobody disrespects my dad and gets away with it! NOBODY!

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

I don't think I'm sick, Junior. But my tongue is glowing.

Kamek is finding out how it happened. When he figures it out, we'll deal with it. Personally.