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[ihateplumbers]

WHY DOES MY TONGUE GLOW IN THE DARK?

WHEN I FIND OUT WHO DID THIS AND THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY I WILL SHOVE SPINY EGGS INTO HIS OVERALLS.

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[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

More of a sparkling glow, Helmethair.

[raced_god]

Maybe you're made of phosphorous.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

I breathe fire I don't glow. If this was supposed to happen to me I'd know about it by now.

Or Kamek would know about it at least.

Anyway if I was made of that stuff my tongue would have burned away the last time I breathed fire. Good job at being good at science.

Maybe you're made of phosphorous.

[raced_god]

You glow now. Maybe it was latent.

Nope, it's my sheer manliness, the gunship said so.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

Kamek knew my father, if this was a family trait he'd know about it. I'm under the impression he knew my grandfather as well.

And if I start glowing because it's latent in me I'd start worrying about what's latent in you, because the last time I checked, it's not uncommon for Royal Koopas to breath fire, among other things; humans don't usually do the same.

[raced_god]

It could be recessive. You never know.

It's a hormone imbalance *sob* Well I must be really special, then.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

Yeah, uh-huh. Special.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

The day you grow a shell on your back and you start spitting fireballs remember -- I'll have a home for you.

[raced_god]

I'll keep it in mind but I don't RP Koopa Troopas don't get your hopes up.

[geometricmagic.livejournal.com]

No part of you has glowed in your lifetime, sir. Except that time you drank one of my potions and you ran around the castle glowing like the north star for a week. At least finding you was never a problem

I'm certain it's not normal.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Kamek.