Bowser 05

[ihateplumbers]

WHY DOES MY TONGUE GLOW IN THE DARK?

WHEN I FIND OUT WHO DID THIS AND THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY I WILL SHOVE SPINY EGGS INTO HIS OVERALLS.

Comments

[geometricmagic.livejournal.com]

Sir, knowing you, that couldn't have been the only strange thing you've eaten. Besides, that's giving Luigi too much credit.

...you didn't have Louie's cooking, did you?

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

I also had some potato salad from Louie's class.

I had nothing else not made by one of my underlings.

So either it's the potato salad or somebody in the kitchens on my airship needs a visit to the lava pits.

[geometricmagic.livejournal.com]

I'll have that food checked out for you, sir, then come up with a solution to fix the problem. I hope isn't permanent.

If phosphorus were behind it, you would have gone in flames by now.

...this would without a doubt explain the guy with sunglasses.

[raced_god]

I have subjected myself to rigorous medical testing.

It's not phosphorus.

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

[geometricmagic.livejournal.com]

It's lupus Perhaps they should cut you up and re-inspect your organs because I'm pretty sure people aren't supposed to spontaneously combust.

I'm still convinced your skin has traces of phosphorus.

[raced_god]

Like I said I have a freak hormone imbalance, I guess I'm just special.

And it doesn't. Because then I would glow in the dark. Which I don't.

[geometricmagic.livejournal.com]

Or maybe fate just hates you.

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

I think you're jealous old man.

[geometricmagic.livejournal.com]

I'm not that old sadfasda

If I wanted to burst into flames, I'd visit Bowser's children.

[raced_god]

At one point, yes. I thought that. But now I find it's very useful.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

I ate it, Kamek. There's no food left to check out. I told Luigi to wash the dishes. Unless he's a failure at dish washing (and knowing the Mario brothers that's always a possibility) I don't think there's anything to check.

And my pet theory is his grandfather was a Fire Bro.

[raced_god]

No he wasn't. I don't even know what a Fire Bro is.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

That thing I said before - has a shell, spits fireballs.

You know that Kooper kid? Imagine him but he spits fireballs instead of doing whatever it is he does. They like to wear helmets. Like you do.

[raced_god]

Yeah, none of my family is turtles, much less fire-spitting ones.

I don't spit fire anyway.

[geometricmagic.livejournal.com]

I bet you could if you tried

[geometricmagic.livejournal.com]

The whole thing? This will be a bit more difficult than I thought. But if the food came from Louie's class he should know something about it.

He could be hiding a tail under there, for all we know.

[raced_god]

I'm not.

[geometricmagic.livejournal.com]

You had it removed at birth, didn't you?

[raced_god]

No. I'm not a turtle. I'm not going to join your turtle army.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

Not yet, you're not. But when The Change finally happens, you'll be happy to join us. And we'll gladly take you.


If you're very lucky I'll let you be my second when I do go-kart races sometimes.