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ihateplumbers ([personal profile] ihateplumbers) wrote2009-09-10 12:56 pm

Bowser 05

WHY DOES MY TONGUE GLOW IN THE DARK?

WHEN I FIND OUT WHO DID THIS AND THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY I WILL SHOVE SPINY EGGS INTO HIS OVERALLS.

IF ONLY TO GIVE LOOWEE AN EXAMPLE, O OLY U BRAVE SOUL U

[identity profile] leadthemalong.livejournal.com 2009-09-11 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
I try my hardest to refrain expressing my opinions, and to keep separated from the network. I really do.

Practical jokes aside, I don't believe it's fair or logical to act out in empty threats. Who ever may have been behind the gag should know it was childish and inappropriate.

However, no amount of action or 'reasons' will justify threats of violence and irrational outbursts.

To put it bluntly... We're teachers at this school, and threatening students is a absolutely intolerable. Let us take this opportunity to impress others with a response of maturity.
Edited 2009-09-11 05:46 (UTC)

Yeah this was a totally good idea, Ollie.

[identity profile] ihateplumbers.livejournal.com 2009-09-11 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
So, let's see here. You don't usually comment about your opinions and feeings on things but now you're making a special case. For me. So that you can peer down from your moral high-ground and give me your pearly drops of widsom from on high. Oh, how lovely! How wonderful! I'm caught up in rapture and translated by awe.

You, yes you, have decided that it's okay for you to step down from your place among the Betters and stoop down among Those Less Than You so you can tell me that I should be more like you!

I shall cherish this moment forever. You have left me a changed Dragon-Turtle. I will now, by your good example, live a better life dedicated to the improvement of my soul and the lives of those around me. Exactly as you lead your own life.

Because you are so much better than me you feel you can inform me of how much better than me you are. Oh thank you, my moral superior, thank you.

It was all for a response like that, ILU

[identity profile] leadthemalong.livejournal.com 2009-09-11 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Putting words in peoples' mouths is the least helpful response to any situation. Please lose the sarcasm, and perhaps try to respond with an ounce of the sincerity I'm showing you.

Private

I'm getting very tired of watching how you treat others, including Louie. Knowing Smash Academy, there's nothing I can threaten you with. I merely ask you to consider showing more tact as an adult and as a teacher. This is a problem that's spread like wildfire in this school.

~Bower is an ass just so you know~

[identity profile] ihateplumbers.livejournal.com 2009-09-11 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
UNprivate

I don't care what you think of me. And I don't have to. You can take your holier-than-thou moralizing to somebody who does.

Why don't you try that little purple flower girl you're in charge of. Oh wait, she left.

Or that white one. Oops, she's gone, too.

Or that yellow one. Oh.

Don't worry, I'm sure you didn't drive them all away with your overbearing need to solve everyone else's problems for them.

NO CHRIS, I'LL OBVIOUSLY TAKE THIS OOC TOO

[identity profile] leadthemalong.livejournal.com 2009-09-11 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
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Re: NO CHRIS, I'LL OBVIOUSLY TAKE THIS OOC TOO

[identity profile] leadthemalong.livejournal.com 2009-09-11 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
That's... entirely unrelated to what I was talking about. I don't appreciate your attempts to derail my suggestions.

They left for their own reasons, and have been happy at home. Sure, I would love to see them try to reach out again... It's nothing I caused, nor is it something I can fix.

If what I'm saying is so preachy, then why don't you try to calm yourself and rethink this over.

All I have with me is common sense.

Re: NO CHRIS, I'LL OBVIOUSLY TAKE THIS OOC TOO

[identity profile] ihateplumbers.livejournal.com 2009-09-11 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I don't think I care to rethink it over, but thanks for the suggestions, Great-Aunt Olimar. I'll file them away and take them out whenever I want to listen to someone butting into other people's business.