ihateplumbers (
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Bowser - 20 Exposition Round II - Yes, Those are Ninja Koopas.They Are Canon. Someone App Them Now.
I have your parents.
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mailcalltime.livejournal.com
2011-03-18 05:57 pm (UTC)
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*An hour later Bowser receives an online message*
Mom! Dad! Why do you look so pixelated?
What are your demands?
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ihateplumbers.livejournal.com
2011-03-18 06:32 pm (UTC)
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Because your parents are old and all old things look pixilated. It's like how before 1940 the entire world was in black and white, and then things only became very slowly colored.
Show up for morning drills, Sergeant.
Do what I tell you to do.
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mailcalltime.livejournal.com
2011-03-18 06:46 pm (UTC)
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You really are terrible. What happens if I refuse?
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ihateplumbers.livejournal.com
2011-03-18 07:04 pm (UTC)
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I've always wanted a paratroopa-feather-down pillow.
How many times do you think I'd have to have their wings plucked to get enough feathers to do that? Five? Six?
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mailcalltime.livejournal.com
2011-03-18 09:10 pm (UTC)
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You wouldn't dare!
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ihateplumbers.livejournal.com
2011-03-18 09:19 pm (UTC)
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Try me.
And if you breath a word of this to Mario or his brother, I'll do it
personally
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mailcalltime.livejournal.com
2011-03-18 11:23 pm (UTC)
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*Damn it! Damn it! DAMN IT!*
I understand.
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electriccharge.livejournal.com
2011-03-18 08:52 pm (UTC)
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[aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
This cues her to send a very quick message to Bowser!]
Why do you have my mom?!
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ihateplumbers.livejournal.com
2011-03-18 09:23 pm (UTC)
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Because
you
didn't show up to morning drills.
Your contract states that any failure to abide by your required duties may result in either you
or
your family being imprisoned. Or worse.
I decided to take your mother instead of you.
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electriccharge.livejournal.com
2011-03-18 10:13 pm (UTC)
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But I don't remember signing that contract! I wasn't myself last week, just like everyone else!!
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ihateplumbers.livejournal.com
2011-03-18 10:56 pm (UTC)
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Remind me about why I should care.
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electriccharge.livejournal.com
2011-03-19 03:13 am (UTC)
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Because...because that just wasn't me! Just don't hurt my mom, please!!
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ihateplumbers.livejournal.com
2011-03-19 04:31 am (UTC)
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Do what I say and your mom will be fine.
Don't do what I say? Then she gets hurt.
And don't even think about squawking about this to Mario or his lame brother. Or I'll see what it takes to snuff a Sparky out.
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electriccharge.livejournal.com
2011-03-19 04:54 am (UTC)
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...
okay.
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ihateplumbers) wrote2011-03-18 01:07 am
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Mom! Dad! Why do you look so pixelated?What are your demands?
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Because your parents are old and all old things look pixilated. It's like how before 1940 the entire world was in black and white, and then things only became very slowly colored.Show up for morning drills, Sergeant.
Do what I tell you to do.
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How many times do you think I'd have to have their wings plucked to get enough feathers to do that? Five? Six?
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And if you breath a word of this to Mario or his brother, I'll do it personally.
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I understand.
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Why do you have my mom?!
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Your contract states that any failure to abide by your required duties may result in either you or your family being imprisoned. Or worse.
I decided to take your mother instead of you.
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Don't do what I say? Then she gets hurt.
And don't even think about squawking about this to Mario or his lame brother. Or I'll see what it takes to snuff a Sparky out.
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