[identity profile] electriccharge.livejournal.com 2011-03-18 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! This cues her to send a very quick message to Bowser!]

Why do you have my mom?!

[identity profile] ihateplumbers.livejournal.com 2011-03-18 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Because you didn't show up to morning drills.

Your contract states that any failure to abide by your required duties may result in either you or your family being imprisoned. Or worse.

I decided to take your mother instead of you.

[identity profile] electriccharge.livejournal.com 2011-03-18 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
But I don't remember signing that contract! I wasn't myself last week, just like everyone else!!

[identity profile] ihateplumbers.livejournal.com 2011-03-18 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Remind me about why I should care.

[identity profile] electriccharge.livejournal.com 2011-03-19 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Because...because that just wasn't me! Just don't hurt my mom, please!!

[identity profile] ihateplumbers.livejournal.com 2011-03-19 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Do what I say and your mom will be fine.

Don't do what I say? Then she gets hurt.

And don't even think about squawking about this to Mario or his lame brother. Or I'll see what it takes to snuff a Sparky out.

[identity profile] electriccharge.livejournal.com 2011-03-19 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
...okay.