Bowser 12

[ihateplumbers]

::High above the school, the airship that had been missing for the past two weeks is back now. The wooden one with the walking mushrooms, not the metallic one with the robots. It looks like everyone's favorite teacher is back.::

[Private to Kamek]
KAMEK. WHERE. ARE. YOU.
[/private]

I BROUGHT BACK NOTHING FOR ANYONE. YOU CAN ALL MOOCH OFF OF SOMEONE WHO CARES.

Etiquette class resumes this week as normal. BE THERE OR I FAIL YOU.

Comments

[brattykoopa.livejournal.com]

WHAT ABOUT MY PLANET?

[raced_god]

Ooh. Bad time?

[inb4failbro.livejournal.com]

[Matt questions the wisdom of making an obviously rude person an etiquette teacher, especially since he was explicitly told that all of his children were absolute terrors.]

How did you manage to make a ship fly like that?

[Clearly though, his priorities are in order.]

[toyboxarmy.livejournal.com]

W-welcome back, King Bowser, sir. Some things have, er, happened while you were away...

[leadthemalong.livejournal.com]

[Olimar is quietly RAGE QUITTING ignoring this post, you, your crotch droppings and their undead nanny. If you could read into his mind, you would see how much he is shaming you all. Shame, shame!]

[pink-shroom.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, Peach isn't even going to talk to you for a little while~. Give her a few days.]

[thewunderkind]

Awww that sucks.

[gohomeandcrybby.livejournal.com]

Your head magikoopa is dead.

Welcome back, Lord Bowser.

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

Do I have to be there this time? I mean, I already have too many classes as it stands! You made me have an F last year for no good reason!