Bowser 12

[ihateplumbers]

::High above the school, the airship that had been missing for the past two weeks is back now. The wooden one with the walking mushrooms, not the metallic one with the robots. It looks like everyone's favorite teacher is back.::

[Private to Kamek]
KAMEK. WHERE. ARE. YOU.
[/private]

I BROUGHT BACK NOTHING FOR ANYONE. YOU CAN ALL MOOCH OFF OF SOMEONE WHO CARES.

Etiquette class resumes this week as normal. BE THERE OR I FAIL YOU.

Comments

[brattykoopa.livejournal.com]

WHAT ABOUT MY PLANET?

[gohomeandcrybby.livejournal.com]

[Naval reads this and is highly amused.]

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

GO ASK MARIO WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR PLANET.

[brattykoopa.livejournal.com]

[AND THERE WAS SUCH A SCREAM IT SHOOK THE VERY FOUNDATIONS OF THE CITY.]

[raced_god]

Ooh. Bad time?

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

No, I love punching entire planetoids to try and squash fat, hairy, Italians and having METEORS THROWN AT MY FACE.

[raced_god]

I knew you did. I'll be sure to send you meteors for your birthday.

[inb4failbro.livejournal.com]

[Matt questions the wisdom of making an obviously rude person an etiquette teacher, especially since he was explicitly told that all of his children were absolute terrors.]

How did you manage to make a ship fly like that?

[Clearly though, his priorities are in order.]

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

It has PROPELLERS. Are you BLIND?

Who are you?

[inb4failbro.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, I'm Matt Campbell, the school psychologist.

Now, I've heard a few things about your children that disturb me, to say the very least. Do you have a moment?

[toyboxarmy.livejournal.com]

W-welcome back, King Bowser, sir. Some things have, er, happened while you were away...

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

What sort of things, General. Is it Lemmy?

[leadthemalong.livejournal.com]

[Olimar is quietly RAGE QUITTING ignoring this post, you, your crotch droppings and their undead nanny. If you could read into his mind, you would see how much he is shaming you all. Shame, shame!]

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

::Well OK then::

[leadthemalong.livejournal.com]

[Feel his seething unhappiness and dissatisfaction in you.]

[pink-shroom.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, Peach isn't even going to talk to you for a little while~. Give her a few days.]

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

::<3::

[pink-shroom.livejournal.com]

[Lalala writing a letter for dear old Mario~]

[thewunderkind]

Awww that sucks.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

That's one way to put it.

[thewunderkind]

Did you hear about Kamek?

[gohomeandcrybby.livejournal.com]

Your head magikoopa is dead.

Welcome back, Lord Bowser.

hold on

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

My head magikoopa is dead.

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

Do I have to be there this time? I mean, I already have too many classes as it stands! You made me have an F last year for no good reason!

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

You showed up for ONE CLASS and never again.

You failed for lack of attendance. That's a good enough reason for me.