Bowser 12

[ihateplumbers]

::High above the school, the airship that had been missing for the past two weeks is back now. The wooden one with the walking mushrooms, not the metallic one with the robots. It looks like everyone's favorite teacher is back.::

[Private to Kamek]
KAMEK. WHERE. ARE. YOU.
[/private]

I BROUGHT BACK NOTHING FOR ANYONE. YOU CAN ALL MOOCH OFF OF SOMEONE WHO CARES.

Etiquette class resumes this week as normal. BE THERE OR I FAIL YOU.

Comments

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

And what sort of things disturb you about my children?

[inb4failbro.livejournal.com]

Well, I've heard that they're unruly, and that the teachers have quite a bit of difficulty getting them to cooperate.

Now, I would never preach anyone on how to raise children, but if you're having a few problems with them, maybe I should talk to them about whatever might be the cause of all of this.

[brattykoopa.livejournal.com]

What are you even talking about?! Daddy's raised us just fine. To be nasty as can be and not take orders from the low-lifes around here. You being one of them, obviously.

[inb4failbro.livejournal.com]

Now, I'm not saying you have to take orders, you just have to- Wait, he raised you to be like this?

[brattykoopa.livejournal.com]

Duh.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

My children are perfectly fine. Lemmy needs some work, but the rest are as awful as any parent could hope for.

If you'd never preach to anyone on how to raise their children then I think this conversation is over.

[inb4failbro.livejournal.com]

So you're proud of the fact that your children are awful?

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

Of course I am, you imbecile.

[inb4failbro.livejournal.com]

...

[Well, now he finally believes that half of the school is insane.]