Private Level 5 to Kamek

[ihateplumbers]

Kamek can you make a hair growth potion or something? Can you make hair grow?

Also, can you find someone for Lemmy to steal from so he can get some money for Christmas?

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[geometricmagic.livejournal.com]

Yes...that's easy. Why? are you balding?

Well, if it's money he wants, he could just come to me for that. How much is he going to need?

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

Mario will shave off his mustache for Christmas if I give him my hair.

Can you make a voodoo doll out of his mustache or something?

He wants like a thousand dollars.

[geometricmagic.livejournal.com]

You and Mario are exchanging hair. As Christmas gifts.

That's, err....new. Alright, I'll get started as soon as possible. How much hair are we talking?

And the mustache. I don't want to touch it. That should be enough to work with. Gross.

...on second thought, this would be a good opportunity for him to learn to be evil. I doubt any student around here would carry that much money with them. A teacher, maybe.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

Did Luigi send you a stupid little message about what you wanted for Christmas? All "Oh Bowser we're best friends what do you want for Christmas" and if it had been on a piece of paper it would have been written in a glitter pen on perfumed stationary? He sent a message like that to me.

Yeah well, anyway, somehow me wanting Luigi to kidnap Princess Peach turned into Mario and I exchanging hair. Listen, I can't explain it.

From what I gather, most of the hair on my head. Somehow Mario thinks that's more fair than giving him just, like, a lock or something. He's an idiot.

Fine, turn it into a lesson for Lemmy and any of my other kids who want to go along. Have them kidnap someone and hold them for ransom, or something.

[geometricmagic.livejournal.com]

You too? I asked for Mario's head on a silver platter, and he gave me a cookie shaped like one instead. Then he stood outside my door singing Christmas Carols. He wouldn't go away. It was weird, even for him.

What on earth would he want to do with your hair? Either way, looks like he got the short end of the deal. It'll be weeks before he grows that back. Heh.

Hmm. Will do, sir.

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what's wrong with him, he's an idiot.

A cookie.

And I don't know what Mario wants with my hair, either. Probably just jealous of how good it looks.

[geometricmagic.livejournal.com]

You probably hit Luigi many times on the head when you were babies. I don't know, I wasn't there to supervise.

The resemblance is uncanny, sir. I thought I could make a sort of voodoo doll out of it. I'm sure as heck not eating something that Luigi gave me.